going to bed before midnight is admitting defeat
Oh good, they have a Dun Don here
don’t drop that dun dun don
me if i were a parent
Honey, why is the baby on fire?
"We have a baby?"
BUY ME MORE JEWELRY
Halloween is the best. Candy AND falling leaves AND pumpkins with skulls carved into them. It’s almost as good as a Ford with style AND awesome technology. Because just like AND, Halloween is a time of plenty.
Watch the full video here.
Photography by Joe Vaughn
Carving by Chris Soria with Maniac Pumpkin Carvers
Design by Jason Smith
the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective
hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA
I just imagine John using the “3 years” card for everything now
“I don’t want to eat”
“I CRIED FOR YOU FOR 3 YEARS AND YOU CANT EAT A FUCKING TOAST?”
“I dont want to wear the death frisbee”
“3 YEARS SHERLOCK”
“I don’t want to top”
how about no
Is this a Halloween decoration or a picture of a house in Australia?
'Howl' o ween with the boyfriend
are you dating Cole Sprouse
That is literally cole sprouse
look u can see the other cole sprouse peeking through the thing
THE OTHER COLE SPROUSE
OH MY GOD
When you try and grind your mid-level pokemon and a pokemon makes it faint so you bring out your strongest pokemon to fucking destroy them in revenge